Bike Jokes Puns

Bike puns so terrible they will make you smile.

Bike jokes puns. I went to the liquor store on my bike i went to t. So we ve put together a list of wheelie bad bike puns you can tell your mates and pretend are yours. We ve all come across times when we hear puns that are so heart wrenching terrible you can t help but silently giggle inside. Be sure to memorize at least a couple so you can bust them out on your next group ride.

So how should you break the ice and make new friends down the local trails. No doubt new year resolutions for many include getting fit and i m sure there were plenty of new bicycles that arrived as christmas presents a couple of weeks ago so this week the one liners and puns take the form of bike jokes. Well why not tell one of these 53 amazing mountain biking jokes or puns and if that doesn t work then repeat the process and do so 53 times until whoever you re talking to is now your best friend. If you re a new biker you can take any of these puns and say it like it s yours.

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Just make sure you don t get discouraged if your audience doesn t find it funny pick a different one and try. I m writing this in early january and there seem to be even more people than normal out on bikes at the moment. Bike jokes funny puns and short one liners like remember as a child when air for your bike was f. Cycling jokes we have over 150 categories of jokes on our main page.

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